A Prayer to Lord Smartfon

I salute you oh Earthly Master,

Master of the ether

Controller of this world and of men!

Thank you for your trust in me and my

money and spending power

I am a simple being with a mobile phone

Just wanting to connect with all those

Beings that I know and those I don’t and

Never will…

Thank you for your Almighty presence; 

You are everywhere, you see everything!

You will be both my and my
loved ones source

Of nourishment forever…

In you I truly trust!

Thank you for letting me peep into

people’s lives so that I can share their

three words of wisdom and endless

selfies…

I am moved by the cuteness of 

their smiles, tongues sticking out, 

their third finger welcome, peace

signs and forefinger and middle
finger reverse greeting.

I thank you for the daily power to
like everything without having to
understand any of it or hate and attack

anyone when I am in the mood...

Thank You and Global Lord Pokebook
for letting me participate
with all the lonely, sad and lazy people:

their broken hearts, their aspiring hearts
and relationships..before  they are re-broken

and become "single" again
until the next time!.

Thank you for allowing me to witness
those that proudly copulate

boasting without end,
suck endless lollipops and
release their basest urges 

into the universe.

And also those that are
angry one moment
and feeling silly. confused
and loved the next!

Thank you for sharing with
me all the sex

possible, every swear word known
to man and child (now) and
the violence of man and
nature so that I know that I will always
depend on you for my joy
and wisdom day and night.

Thank you Mighty Phone, for
without you

I know that I would be nothing.

Through Your awesome presence
I too can share my “somethingness” with
all others

When I am joined with you, I am
someone and 

I feel your supreme power oh

Great Connector!

Oh my smart phone, you are truly the 

Smartest and brightest star in my life!

You are the gateway to all those to 

whom I can wiggle my fingers
fast enough 

to reach on the touchpad.

Without you I would be lost

stuck in my own doubts and creation.

Through you I can feel alive,

Feel wanted, feel loved by so many that

I do not really know except my family

and friends

Who also sit with me while I text!

As they also silently text….

We speak little for we

have a new wisdom in us…we are
together yet apart…near yet distant!

When I am bored and weary, you help me

with my apps and games.
My thinking 

faculty disappears at the touch of a key!

I can be a conqueror, a lover, a
destroyer and a king maker. 

A virtual millionaire.

I can make love to myself and others,
for you grant me every wish.

May I be reborn as a computer chip
in the next life

In a realm of high radiation bliss!

Oh unstoppable force, be my guide as I

Entrust you with my life, my livelihood and

My brain, 

Which must be near by.

Amen

Somwang (Book of poems)